
Keno.
That’s what started it.
I was sitting in Muddy Waters Pub enjoying a brew and a basket of hot wings. It was wing night. Hot wings and beer are two of my favourite vegetables. Just then, I had a hunch. No, no, not like Quasimodo. …mind you, the name does ring a bell.
I got ‘the feeling’ . …I should play my numbers in Keno. So, I did.
I paid for two draws. I paid for the ‘bonus’, too. Cost me four bucks. …As you can see, I’m not what one would call a high-stakes gambler.
Well, the first draw won me $2, the second, zip, but I still had ‘the feeling’.
“What the hell,” I said to myself, “let’s go wild tonight. I’ll throw in another $2 and try it again.”
Whilst nibbling and swilling, I’d noticed that the first draw on my new ticket had gotten me nada, and now the second draw had been done and was about to disappear from the screen. As I finished the wings and my beer, I looked at the screen. One, two, three, four, five. My 5 numbers were all drawn. Check them again. Onetwothreefourfive! YIKES!
That’s worth five hundred bucks!!
Calmly, (…yeah, right…) I told the bartender I’d just won $500. She said they weren’t allowed to pay out anything over $499, so I’d have to take it down to the casino for cashing. I headed for the casino.
The woman at the casino tried to ‘verify’ the ticket and told me she couldn’t verify anything over $500 ’till the morning. Naturally, I assumed she meant $500 or over,and went home with a five hundred dollar smile on my face.
In the morning I casually strolled in with my ticket, ready to verify. The woman was happy to oblige. She turned to me, smiled, and said, “Fifteen hundred dollars. Nice.”
What I hadn’t realized was that there had been a 3x bonus on that draw. Sweet.
But… now I had to make a decision.
I had just returned from 10 years in Saudi Arabia and was desperate to get on the water. And, being “one of the world’s greatest fishermen” and a confessed ‘fishing slut’ I was ready to fish again. (The fishing in Riyadh sucks, you know.)
But… I’d recently taken up photography and had a really nice Canon 5D MKII digital camera.
Would I spend it on the long lens for the camera or the sit-on fishing kayak I’d been eyeing in the mall, in front of Alberni Outpost.
“Well, Ian, you already have a nice 24-105 lens, but you don’t have any way to get on the water,” said one of the voices in my head. (…one of the happy voices.) The decision was made. Fishing kayak.
So, that’s what I did last summer, teacher. My summer was filled with awesome paddling and fishing adventures. I made the right choice.
Oh, and… thanks, Keno.